Blonde Questions

• Did you hear about the blonde who went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left"?
  She turned around and went home.
  
  
• Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
  It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.
  
  
• What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
  "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
  
  
• Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
  They're too hard to retrain.
  
  
• What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
  A dope ring.
  
  
• Why can't blondes be pharmacists?
  Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.
  
  
• What's the definition of eternity?
  4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
  
  
• What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?
  An air pocket.
  
  
• What do you call a basement full of blondes?
  A whine cellar.
  
  
• Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
  "This Goes In Front"
  
  
• What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
  "OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!"