Blonde Questions
- Did you hear about the blonde who went to the airport and saw a sign that
said "Airport Left"?
She turned around and went home.
- Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her
months to figure out she could use it at night.
- What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the
YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
- Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're too hard to
retrain.
- What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring.
- Why can't blondes be pharmacists?
Because they can't fit the
bottle in the typewriter.
- What's the definition of eternity?
4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
- What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?
An
air pocket.
- What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.
- Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
"This Goes In Front"
- What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"OH, LOOK!! Donut seeds!!"